This guy I’m seeing won’t have sex with me for religious reasons but requests to cum on my face while pouring champagne. No shit. Serial killer?
Yeah, this guy seems deeply in touch with his lord and savior.
I love how it’s perfectly acceptable for him to blow a load in your face like…
I’m on my period. Again.
My birth control forced this weeks period and the week before it was my regular one. But the Bc is changing my cycle and now I have to suffer while my body is regulated.
And I spotted for a week before my first period. So technically, in the past 30 days, I’ve been leaking out tissue and junk for about 17 days.
Good to know that the Bc is working though ;)
Now I wont worry when having fun.
I love you but you’re just a dog
Is a song I created.
Its about how much I love my dog, but I love my fiancee more because he’s human and we can talk and well, I don’t love my dog That way. Ya know?
But I still realllly love my dog. Cause he’s so handsome and adorable.
I’m trying to keep busy at work.
If someone tells me to smile one more time…
I’m going to force a smile and cuss at them in my head.
And if someone mentions the “Lord”
I’m going to burst out in a satanic song.
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
this is the only time i will ever reblog a Fox News post. simple as that.
I reblog this every time…. It’s amazing and depressing how we’ll forgive our celebrities any/every thing as long as they still perform for us like seals.
Okay, tumblr, I need your help. I’ve seen things like this get thousands and thousands of notes, and I really think that this is a cause worth sharing.
This couple is an elderly couple that live in my small town in Canada’s smallest province. They both suffer from dementia and for the last 55 years, they’ve sent out Christmas cards to everyone in their neighbourhood. They’re both in a home now, and their son is doing a little project. The woman, Bev, her favourite movie is A Miracle On 34th Street, and she especially loves the part where the christmas cards come in by the hundreds. Her son is trying to get that to happen for her.
It would make this lady’s Christmas to get the hundreds of Christmas cards from all over the world. I think we owe it to this kind soul to come together and give her a Christmas miracle. If you would like to send a Christmas card, their information is;
Don and Bev Enman, C/O Summerset Manor
15 Frank Mellish Street
Summerside, P.E.I. Canada
Please reblog this and spread the word, guys. There’s also an article here x if you want to read more about them.
Can we do this!!